Author Topic: The Values of a Lawyer  (Read 2358 times)


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The Values of a Lawyer
« on: November 30, 2005, 06:50:46 PM »
A lawyer parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he\'s getting out of the car, a semi-trailer comes flying along too close to the curb and takes off the door before speeding off.

Distraught, the lawyer grabs his cell and calls the police. Five minutes later, they arrive.

Before the officer has a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer starts screaming hysterically,\"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined! No matter how long it\'s in the shop, it simply will never be the same again!\"

After the lawyer finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. \"I can\'t believe how materialistic you bloody lawyers are,\" he says.\"You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don\'t notice anything else in your life.\"

\"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?\" snaps the lawyer.

The policeman replies, \"Didn\'t you notice that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you?\"

The lawyer looks down in absolute horror. \"Oh hell!\" he screams. \"Where\'s my Rolex?\"
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2005, 07:04:42 PM »

that was good, but do u think lawyers are materialistic or just liars