Author Topic: WOMEN AND WIVES  (Read 2214 times)


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« on: July 26, 2006, 03:48:33 PM »
Hello there,
Please enjoy these wise words. Hopefully some part or
all touch you in a unique way.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can\'t face each other, but still they
stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you\'ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you\'ll become a

Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us
from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, \"What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.

\"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.\"
-Henry Youngman

\"I don\'t worry about terrorism. I have been married for two
-Sam Kinison

\"There\'s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It\'s called marriage.\"
-James Holt McGavran

\"I\'ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn\'t.\"
-Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you\'re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you\'re right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife\'s
birthday is to forget it once...

You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
-Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she\'s
-Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the

A man inserted an \'ad\' in the classifieds: \"Wife
wanted\". Next day he received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: \"You can have mine.\"

First Guy (proudly): \"My wife\'s an angel!\" Second Guy
\"You\'re lucky, mine\'s still alive.\"
The world is dangerous not because of those who do harm, but because of those who look at it without doing anything -Albert Einstein


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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 01:53:15 AM »
Very interesting piece :lol: .  Someone must have taken the time to write a biography on his wife. LOL. :twisted:
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1