Author Topic: Real 911 Calls, Believe it or not!  (Read 2247 times)

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Real 911 Calls, Believe it or not!
« on: November 20, 2005, 06:40:04 AM »
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I\'m wearing a blouse and slacks, why?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I\'m sick and tired of it.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: Hi, is this the Police?
Dispatcher: This is 9-1-1. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don\'t know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I\'ve never cooked one before.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the fire department put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I\'ve spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the fire department could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I\'m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn\'t have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma\'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I\'m not stupid.

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What\'s the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

And the winner is..........

Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I\'m having trouble breathing. I\'m all out of breath. Darn....I think I\'m going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I\'m at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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Real 911 Calls, Believe it or not!
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2005, 09:48:52 AM »
Ewooo!  Sir Obj, you will kill man oh with these outrageously funny posts. :twisted:  :lol:  Thanks a bunch and give some more if possible.  Thanks :wink:  :D
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1