Author Topic: WOMEN AND WIVES  (Read 2195 times)

chinelo

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« on: July 26, 2006, 03:48:33 PM »
Hello there,
Please enjoy these wise words. Hopefully some part or
all touch you in a unique way.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can\'t face each other, but still they
stay together.
-Hemant Joshi


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you\'ll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you\'ll become a
philosopher.
-Socrates


Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us
from achieving them.
-Dumas


The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, \"What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud


I had some words with my wife, and she had some
paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous

\"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A
little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.\"
-Henry Youngman

\"I don\'t worry about terrorism. I have been married for two
years.\"
-Sam Kinison


\"There\'s a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It\'s called marriage.\"
-James Holt McGavran


\"I\'ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me and the second one didn\'t.\"
-Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you\'re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you\'re right, shut up.
-Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife\'s
birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I
wanted to.
-Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
-Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she\'s
wrong.
-Milton Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
-Anonymous


A man inserted an \'ad\' in the classifieds: \"Wife
wanted\". Next day he received a hundred letters. They
all said the same thing: \"You can have mine.\"
-Anonymous


First Guy (proudly): \"My wife\'s an angel!\" Second Guy
\"You\'re lucky, mine\'s still alive.\"
The world is dangerous not because of those who do harm, but because of those who look at it without doing anything -Albert Einstein

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« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2006, 01:53:15 AM »
Very interesting piece :lol: .  Someone must have taken the time to write a biography on his wife. LOL. :twisted:
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1