THAT SON OF A BITCH
Girl: \"Forgive me father for I have sinned.\"
Priest: \"What have you done my child ?\"
Girl: \"I called a man a son of a bitch.\"
Priest: \"Why did you call him a son of a bitch ?\"
Girl: \"Because he touched my hand.\"
Priest: \"Like this ?\" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: \"Yes father.\"
Priest: \"Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"Then he touched my breast.\"
Priest: \"Like this ?\" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: \"Yes father.\"
Priest: \"Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"Then he took off my clothes,
father.\" Priest: \"Like this ?\" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: \"Yes father.\"
Priest: \"Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.\"
Priest: \"Like this ?\" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: \"Yes father.\"
Priest: \"Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"Then he pumped me fast and furious...\"
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says \"Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER !!!\"
Priest: (after a few minutes): \"Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch.\"
Girl: \"But father he had AIDS !\"
Priest: \"THAT SON OF A BITCH !!!\"
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