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chizor

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« on: March 21, 2005, 11:18:22 PM »
A Nigerian business tycoon was at a social gathering where other moguls and wealthy men were present. The
Ibo businessman looked for all ways to oppress the other rich men who were present at the gathering.
Just for that foolish reason, he sent for his driverand had this conversation with him:
 \"Driver, go to my house, not the green one, the red one, not the red one in Ikoyi, the red one in Victoria
Island, not the one in Adeola Odeku, the one on Etim Iyang Crescent, not No 22, but No 11. It is a
 black gate you will see, flung it open. You will see a green Honda Civic. Perpendicularly, adjacently
opposite to the Civic is a blue Toyota Carina E. It is
not that one. Trigonometrically, geometrically,
hypotenously 90 degrees to the 306 is a Mazda 929. It not that one.

The Mazda is very close to a regular Benz, the regular
Benz is behind a 406, the 406 is beside Volvo S40 which is in front of a Honda Accord blocking a Toyota
RAV4 opposite a Honda CRV. That makes a crescent to the Prado Jeep.
On getting to the Prado Jeep, make a diagonal sharp turn to the left extreme right top corner, on your way
to where I parked the M-Class, very close to the E-Class in front of the Beast at the back of the
swimming pool is a lovely S. Type Jaguar.

 Don\'t touch the bonnet. Go to the boot, fling it open.
You will see red, white and blue briefcases. The red
> one contains dollars, 10 million dollars.
Don\'t touch it. The blue contains pounds, 8 million pounds. Don\'t touch it.
 The white one contains Naira, 500s, 200s, 100s, 50s,
 20s, 10s denominations.
I arranged them in hierarchical order. 500 Nairas in first layer, 200 Nairas in second, 100 Nairas 3rd
layer, 50 Nairas 4th layer, 20 Nairas 5th and 10 Nairas top floor.

Take one 10 Naira. Go and use it to buy pure water,and don\'t forget to bring my change!
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn\'t seem quite so funny.
--Jack Handey,

uapo4

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« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2005, 03:13:24 AM »
**laughing and holding on to his stomach**
Who is this ultra ego-driven business man? I know this is a story...this is very funny. The driver should have asked the business man for fuel money as well; maybe that would have driven him crazy  :lol:  :wink:
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1

Susia

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« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2005, 09:51:50 AM »
LOL, typical Naija man!!!!!!
Begin with the determination to suceed and the work is half done already.

Honeybunnie

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« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2005, 09:55:04 AM »
Buhahahahaha....hehehehheehe...girl, I can\'t stop laughing, I saw this story long time ago, but I still laugh at it. After the long story, he still needs change from ten bucks.

kawawa

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« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2005, 12:47:13 AM »
If you want to scare a Chinese lady, tell her you have SARS. If you want to scare a Kenyan lady, tell her you have AIDS. If you want to scare the American lady, tell her she is likely to have CANCER; but, if you want to scare a Nigerian lady, tell her you don\'t have MONEY.