An old lady was standing at d railing of a
cruise ship holding her hat on so tight so
that it would not blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said:
\'pardon me, madam. i do not intend
to be forward, but did u know that your dress
is blowing up in this wind?\"
\"Yes i know, said the lady,
\"i need both hands to hold on to this hat\"
\"But madam,you must know that your privates
are exposed!\" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied,\"Sir, anything you see down there is
85 years old. i just bought this hat yesterday!\"
