Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: \"I would not live forever, because we should not
live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever,
then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever,
which is why I would not live forever.\" --Miss Alabama in
the 1994 Miss USA contest
\"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all
over the world, I can\'t help but cry. I mean I\'d love to be
skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and
stuff.\" --Mariah Carey
\"Smoking kills. If you\'re killed, you\'ve lost a very
important part of your life.\" --Brooke Shields, during an
interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign
\"I\'ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my
body.\"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball
forward
\"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.\" --Mayor Marion Barry,
Washington, DC
\"Half this game is ninety percent mental.\" --Philadelphia
Phillies Manager Danny Ozark
\"It isn\'t pollution that\'s harming the environment. It\'s the
impurities in our air and water that are doing it.\" --Al
Gore, Vice President
\"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.\" --Dan
Quayle
\"We\'ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do
we need?\"--Lee Iacocca
\"The word \'genius\' isn\'t applicable in football. A genius is
a guy like Norman Einstein.\" --Joe Theisman, NFL football
quarterback and sports analyst
\"We don\'t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude
certain types of people.\" --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC
Instructor
\"Traditionally, most of Australia\'s imports come from
overseas.\" --Keppel Enderbery
\"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992
because we received notice that you passed away. May God
bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances.\" --Department of Social Services, Greenville,
South Carolina
\"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at
night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart
throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake
up dead, there\'ll be a record.\" --Mark S. Fowler, FCC
Chairman
