A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to
the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law
passed away.
The undertaker told them, \"You can have her shipped home for
$5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for
$150.00.\"
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her
shipped home.
The undertaker asked, \"Why would you spend $5,000 to ship
your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to have
her buried here and spend only $150.00?\"
The man replied, \"A man died here 2,000 years ago, was
buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I
just can\'t take that chance.\"