you may have read this b/4, but this got to be one of the good jokes around
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.
MAN: \"Hello\"
WOMAN: \"Honey, it\'s me. Are you at the club?\"
MAN: \"Yes\"
WOMAN: \"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It\'s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?\"
MAN: \"Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.\"
WOMAN: \"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.\"
MAN: \"How much?\"
WOMAN: \"$60,000\"
MAN: \"OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options.\"
WOMAN: \"Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we
wanted lastyear is back on the market. They\'re asking
$950,000\"
MAN: \"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer 900,000.\"
WOMAN: \"OK. I\'ll see you later! I love you!\"
MAN: \"Bye, I love you, too.\"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: \"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?\"
