I remember back in the day, when we dont have sh*t men. now many of us got a little money in the pocket, now you think your big. shiiiiiiiit am gonna take you back.
Remember back in the school days, when you aint got no shishi, and you just found 10kobo right in the durt, but it was not just a clean 10kobo that #$!!% been in the ground for ever and turn almost black, what your ass do sock it with kerozine,put it on the ground step on it with your hill (ike ukwu) and try to wash the durt out of it, shit you can buy chop one chop two with that or some pufpuf even akara. i know am the only one that did that.
How about this, when you wanna take a shower and you ain\'t got no soap, and ur boy just bought a new lux he want it to last, he dont wanna share. then you ask for soap he say ok bring your head, and he will use the soap and draw 2 lines on your head and say that enough, ha ha ha men you remember that shit, look am not the only ont that is poor.
Ok, how about when you are in the dorm , you wan drink garri, so you buy grandnut with sugar and milk. that is too much now cause only people that have money go that far, so since you have gone that far gathering every thing you wan chop am alone. you will always run into problem, your boys don\'t wanna leave no more. so as soon as you make the garri come put grandnuts and then milk ohhhh shit your boys will be coming from all angles with there own spoon, ha ha ha . you will say ok one by one, then you will take your spoon and cover all your grandnuts and tell them to collect from other side, ha ha ha. and you know there is always one of your boy that want to finish the whole thing with you, your boy will say \"ok let me drink the water\" ha ha, then you say ok but don\'t shake it because all the garri just settle for the the buttom. i know u know what am talking about
this is creazy we go look over at feddy compound the fruits mango all other stuff don ripe and we are on the other side of the wall looking like dymn, and on our side we don even brake some of the branches