Umu nne m na umu nna m, unu a boola chi? Honeybunnie, a no m ya, na-anu olu gi. Okey, Chizi, Uzoma, Susia, Chizor, na Fagin, aka m di n?elu. A na m e kele-e-o-o.
A nom n?ebe a, n?elu komputa, na-ekeri ekereke ochi. Mkpiri n?ile na-ara m ahu. Nkata Igbo a bu ihe mmuta, ihe ozizi, burukwa ihe ekereke ochi, nke ndi bekee na-akpo komedi. A maghi m na nwanne m nwanyi bu Honybunnie bu ezigbo onye komedian.
Ka egwuru-egwu fee azu, ihe a Tsly bidoro bukwa ihe bara na nne, ihe ndi bekee na-akpo sirios. A guchaala m, ghota kwa ihe onye obula dere n?ebe a. A laturu m azu, na-ele otu oha-na-eze ji e we Nkata Igbo a. O na abu, ura towa uto, e kwowe ya ekwowe (when sleeping gets too good, snoring begins). O di ka ura ahu na-ato ezigbo uto.
Nke abuo, ihe a bu nwa Tsly. O bu ya muputara ?Nkata Igbo.? Dika ndi oke mmadu kwuru, ?o bu onye nwe ozu, na-ebu ya n?ishi?(it is the owner/family member of the corpse, who gets to carry it when it begins to smell). Unu makwaara na onye nwe ihe na-eri ka nti gbawaa (the owner eats the lion?s share). Ya mere nkita jiri si, na ya kpa ihe n?aka ebe ya na-ele otu aka nna ya ukwu si-aga (that?s why the dog said, he is busy watching the movement of his master?s hand). O bu Tsly ga-ekwu ebe o choro ka ugbo a gaa.
Kama, o bu oge ndi dika Honeybunnie kpokuru m, ka m jiri cheta na, ejula bu nke nwatakiri n?ohia, kama e ruo n?ulo, ndi oke mmadu e werekwa ejula (the snail belongs to the child in the forest, but once home, the snail becomes the adults?). Ka iwe ghara iwe Tsly, o ma na nwunye Onye-isi ala Amirika, bu Odozie-aku Sineto Hilary Clinton dere n?akwukwo, ?O bu mba na-azu nwa: It takes a village to raise a child.?
N?ihe nile e kwuru n?ebe a, ishi okwu ato ka m ji aka. Nke mbu, Nwanne anyi bi Chizi kwutere ihe gbasara ilu igbo. O kwuru si na o di mma ka a na-atu ilu n?ebe a, kama, onye tua ilu, ya jisie ike kowaa ya, ka ndi ozo were muta. I ji gbusuo ufe, ya a tuo ilu nke ya. Okwu ya dara dim. Unu maara na shi (nshi) a naghi a gawa ije ghara mamiri (excrement never travels without urine). Dika nwanne anyi ahu kwukwara, ilu bu mmanu e ji eri okwu. Onye obula gbaa mbo, na-atu ilu.
Nke abuo, Uzoma, onye aha ya bukwa Uapo4, mara okwa gbasara onye obu na-enye aka n?iroputa okwu igbo ohuru. A maara m na e nwere ndi a hoputara n?obodo anyi bu Naijuria. Oru ha a dichaghi m obu uto. Kama, ihe m nwere ike itinye n?ebe ahu bu, o di out nwoke a na-akpo Mazi Onyema Nwazue. Ebe obibi ya na mbasara uwa bu
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