Author Topic: NIGERIAN STYLE  (Read 1317 times)

okey

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NIGERIAN STYLE
« on: March 26, 2005, 12:42:32 AM »
A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and
decides
he\'ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell & asks, \"what do they do here?\" He is told
\"first
they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the
day\".

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more.

He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is a long
line of
people waiting to get in...
Amazed, he asks, \"What do they do here?\"
He is told \"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour,
then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
The Nigerian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day.\"
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there
so many
people waiting to get in?\" asks the man.

\"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does
not work.

The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is
comfortable to
sleep on.
And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in,
signs his
time sheet and goes back home for private business.\"
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okey

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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2005, 12:43:02 AM »
I thought this was funny, got this in an email forward
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It represents the wise choice of many alternatives

Honeybunnie

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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2005, 12:47:57 AM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  That was a good one.