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objobj

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« on: October 30, 2005, 06:37:29 AM »
you may have read this b/4, but this got to be one of the good jokes around :D :D

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in
the room stops to listen.

MAN: \"Hello\"

WOMAN: \"Honey, it\'s me. Are you at the club?\"

MAN: \"Yes\"

WOMAN: \"I am at the mall now and found this beautiful
leather coat. It\'s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?\"

MAN: \"Sure, ..go ahead if you like it that much.\"

WOMAN: \"I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.\"

MAN: \"How much?\"

WOMAN: \"$60,000\"

MAN: \"OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options.\"

WOMAN: \"Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we
wanted lastyear is back on the market. They\'re asking
$950,000\"

MAN: \"Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just
offer 900,000.\"

WOMAN: \"OK. I\'ll see you later! I love you!\"

MAN: \"Bye, I love you, too.\"

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are
looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: \"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?\"
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uapo4

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« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2005, 07:00:37 PM »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: :mrgreen:
That man is wicked! :twisted:
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1

Susia

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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2005, 08:04:01 PM »
But wait oo..... How dont you know your husband\'s voice or vice versa. ehh.. I didn\'t get this one oo. Please Kowashiate biko!
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sly

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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2005, 09:07:44 PM »
That man is quite mean. But like Susia said,\"how come the lady couldn\'t figure out thehusbands voice or vice versa\". Ihe nkea gbakwaram ghari :roll:  :o
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uapo4

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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2005, 09:20:26 AM »
She has been hanging around many guys and been spending very little time listening to her husband :twisted:  :twisted:  :twisted: ...that\'s the explanation :D :wink:
"Incline Thy ear, O Lord, and hear me: for I am needy and poor" -- Psalm lxxxv. 1

objobj

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« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2005, 06:56:14 PM »
uapo4, good answer.
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..... How dont you know your husband\'s voice or vice versa. ehh.. I didn\'t get this one oo. Please Kowashiate biko!
susia and sly,  it\'s a joke, just a funny punch-line. if you try to get logical with jokes you\'ll loose a lot of sleep.
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Susia

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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2005, 12:14:58 AM »
@ Obj.....What is funny abt not knowing your husband\'s voice?

@ Uzoma.... Good Justification!
Begin with the determination to suceed and the work is half done already.